From the
end of July, we allocated ourselves a month to travel through Northern
Thailand, Laos, Vietnam, Cambodia and back into Thailand starting and finishing
in Bangkok. A month was not enough but here’s what we managed to fit in!
Thailand
We arrived
in Bangkok on our delayed flight from Macau and scouted out a reasonably priced
taxi to get us across the city to a hostel we’d booked in advance. The next day
after we explored Banglampoo, the area we were staying in, a little more and
went for some spicy Thai food with some nice Spanish people.
We spent
most of the following day trying to arrange our visa for Vietnam as Bangkok was
the last place we were visiting with a Vietnamese embassy. This turned out to
be far from our last opportunity to get a visa as we carried on through
Thailand and Laos and we actually paid far more than we could have done
elsewhere. Hindsight is a wonderful thing! We managed a quick look around one of central areas of Bangkok while our visas were being processed though and bumped
into a very friendly Thai bloke who liked to stop tourists and teach them Thai
phrases!
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With the Thai phrase man in a park in Bangkok while we wait for our Vietnam visa! |
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Our mini phase book from the bloke in the park! |
One of the
most popular touristy day trips around Bangkok was to a large floating market selling
handicrafts and local foods and then to a nearby cobra show where local snake
masters performed tricks with various snakes. Both of these were really good!
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Floating market |
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An old lady selling coconuts |
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Enjoying the floating market |
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Old market women having a natter |
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A really old woman offers us a fishy dish with a warm toothless smile! |
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WI meeting on the river! |
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At the cobra show |
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A snake handler gets close |
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Up close view of a snake ....with two penis's |
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And that's how you catch a snake in your mouth if you have both your hands full with other snakes! |
After only
couple of days in Bangkok we took an overnight bus north to Chiang Mai. Chiang
Mai was quite a small and very touristy place with a very friendly laid back
vibe. There were many things to do in and around Chaing Mai so we quickly
arranged an itinerary to pack as much into our time as we could!
The first night
we went to a Thai boxing night with several fights including an entertaining
blindfolded fight with a midget!
The next
day we booked a motorbike tour up to a Hill Tribe family further North close to
the Burma border. This included an elephant ride and some bamboo rafting in
with the package but the highlight was learning to ride the semi-automatic
bikes on and off road for most of the day. The trip turned out to be an
incredible and very inexpensive personal motorcycle lesson, surely the best way
to learn to ride!
Whilst in
Chiang Mai we also took a Thai cooking course with a crazy Thai woman who
showed us everything from choosing herbs and spices, buying ingredients from the
local market and then making several traditional dishes including curry paste, spring
rolls, glass noodle salad and cashew nut chicken.
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Coconut milk! |
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Below the belt? Thai boxing in Chiang Mai |
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Photo with the midget boxer! |
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On our bike trip to the Hill Tribe from Chiang Mai |
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No room for mistakes! |
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Even less room for mistakes! |
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Some unofficial off road training! |
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Learning fast! |
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Bamboo for lunch! |
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With the Hill Tribe family |
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Hill tribe kids enjoy being the focus of attention! |
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A stop off at a waterfall |
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Chiang Mai taxi |
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Cover up to go inside the Buddist temples |
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The oldest temple in Chiang Mai centre |
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Chubby Buddha! |
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Relaxing at our hostel in Chiang Mai |
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Our loopy cooking course teacher |
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Star pupil! |
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That's how you fry a spring roll! |
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Some of the fruits of our labour |
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Probably the strangest temple we'll ever see - the White Temple on the way to Laos from Chiang Mai |
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White Temple |
Laos
From Chiang
Mai we endured another long bus journey to the Thai / Laos border at Chiang Khong / Houy Xai and then down to Luang Prabang. The
two countries are separated by the Mekong river at this border point which runs
all the way south from China and through several other countries. After we went
through Laos immigration, we had to jump onto a different Laos bus. We were
ushered onto a terrible looking bus and were dreading the next 10 hours
overnight through Northern Laos ...luckily this turned out to only be our taxi
to the local bus station where a more comfortable bus waited to take us to
Luang Prabang!
Luang
Prabang is tiny and enclosed by a bend in the Mekong River. During our few days
here we rented some cheap bikes and rode around the small town, helped out at
an organisation called Big Brother Mouse were local students could learn
English from travelling westerners and hit a couple of the local bars.
After we’d
trekked up to a temple on a hill overlooking Luang Prabang and the Mekong River,
there was not a great deal else we wanted to do in the town so we went eating
and drinking. We tried a Laos barbecue with meat and noodles that you cook
yourself in the centre of your restaurant table followed by some drinking at a
chilled out bar called Utopia and then off to a local bowling alley, the only
place open after 11pm!
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Crossing the border into Laos |
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That's our overnight bus to Luang Prabang?? Got to be kidding! .....luckily they were! |
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Green Loas countryside |
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Ready to get off the bus now! |
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More lush countryside |
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A huge spider tuck into her lunch in Luang Prabang! |
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Ever seen this many bananas on one branch? |
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Bike tour round LP |
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The view from the temple on the hill in the centre of LP |
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The night market starting up |
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Laos barbecue |
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Big Brother Mouse - helping locals read books and learn English |
The next
day we took the afternoon bus south to Vang Vieng. We got talking to four dutch
girls on the way and spent our time in Vang Vieng with them. The only thing
happening in this tiny rural town is ‘tubing’ on the Mekong River. Tubing means
floating down the river on a tractor tyre inner tube and drinking at bars on
the riverside on the way. Tubing has a bad stigma as many gap year kids get themselves
too drunk and / or drugged up and go a little too crazy. There are shocking
number deaths and injuries each year resulting from drink/drug induced
accidents. The town is in fact overrun with young tourists only there for
tubing and it is the main industry there with shops selling tubing memorabilia
– mostly brightly coloured vest and shorts. As grotesque as it was, we did the
tubing to see what all the fuss was about and it was fun but felt pretty wrong
since it was visibly ruining the town. During peak season we read that tourists
(all there to get wasted) outnumber locals 15 to 1!
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Spectacular scenery enroute to Vang Vieng |
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Tubing down the Mekong |
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More tubing fun |
We didn’t
stay long in Vang Vieng, and organised our tuktuk and kayaking combo journey
further south to Vientiane with Sarah and Kate, two of the Dutch girls we’d met
on the journey from Luang Prabang to Vang Vieng. The four hours in a tuk tuk on rough roads was not that much fun but the kayaking was great, especially the make-shift
barbecue part way down the river - chicken skewers cooked on a bamboo frame and
eaten off banana leaves!
Vientiane was
pretty quiet and relaxed with few touristy attractions considering it is the
capital city of Laos. There were the usual markets and restaurants and bars but
one of the most interesting places was a small visitor centre for an
organisation called Cope who help people who need prosthetic limbs largely from
accidents associated with unexploded bombs left from the Vietnam war of which
there are an estimated 80 million left in Laos!
We spent
the rest of our time relaxing before our flight to Hanoi eating and drinking
and catching up on ourselves in an internet cafe.
During this
relaxing few day, we went to a place called Magic Fingers - sounds like an
establishment which should offer excellent hair cuts and massages, right?....
in actual fact they offered probably the worst of both in the city! Steve got
his head shaved there (well mostly shaved apart from a few straggly patches)
and then we both sampled half an hour of stressful Laos massage which featured
elbows to the souls of the feet and knees in the buttocks! Magic Fingers??!
...more like sausage fingers!
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We ended up at a big lying Buddha after some confusion with a tuk tuk driver! |
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House pyjamas mandatory for the Laos massage! |
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Relaxing before the world's most stressful massage! |
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Steve made bald |
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The haircut featured a wonky neck shave and ear extension! |
Vietnam
The flight to Hanoi was a nice break from enduring long Laos bus journeys – we replaced the 24 hour bus with a one hour flight.Great decision!
We landed
in Hanoi late in the evening and the next day we hooked up with some other
travellers over breakfast - Andy, Trisha and Tessy. They gave us a few glasses
of red wine that afternoon when we were stuck in a little restaurant taking
cover from a heavy rain storm. This lead to a few more (bottles) and drinking
games back in the hostel dorm. We booked a cheap 2-day, 1 night trip to Halong
Bay together the next day.
The Halong
Bay tour was a bit of a scam (as they told us our nice boat had sunk that morning and we had to get a different boat) but we had a lot of fun anyway, saw some amazing
scenery and got very drunk! Halong Bay is one of the natural wonders of the
world and deservedly so, our pictures do it little justice.
We spent
another day in Hanoi afterwards and tried to get round some of the sights in
the city. We made it to the preserved Ho Chi Minh tomb (prime minister during
the Vietnam War and a bit of a Vietnamese hero) and then wandered round the old
town.
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Flash flooding in Hanoi |
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With our new friends partaking in some indoor activities! |
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Drinking games in the hostel dorm! |
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Our new friends a little worse for wear on the way to Halong Bay |
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The girls on the boat on Halong Bay |
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A stop off at a cave |
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The it crowd |
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Another cave |
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Back on the boat... and back on the rum |
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Sunset at Halong Bay |
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The girls still just about sober.... |
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...but not for long! |
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Party on the bus! |
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When you gotta go....... |
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A little worse for wear! |
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Cheers! |
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Ummm... |
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The morning after the night before |
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Serene Halong Bay |
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This way Tessy! |
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Best buddies |
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Back on land.... the flag tower in hanoi |
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A posey one for the camera - trying to keep up with all the wedding photographers nearby! |
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A rail track running through the old town in Hamoi |
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Some street food Hanoi style |
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A hat seller weaving through the mad Hanoi traffic |
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Scooter central in Hanoi |
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Dinner for the second time at our favourite Hanoi restaurant |
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Back on the bus to Dong Hoi |
From Hanoi
the five of us all travelled over night down to Dong Hoi together.
Dong Hoi is
a small town that was very affected by the US bombing during the Vietnam War
and has some interesting sights including a ‘war village’ left intact from the
wartime. It also has a couple of really nice beaches which we spent some time
at one with a large resort with a nice pool and bar.
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One of the only remaining building still standing in Dong Hoi since before the Vietnam War |
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Some excellent sea food surprised us after communication problems at a local restaurant! |
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First Vietnamese beach - Dong Hoi! |
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Paradise! |
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To the sea! |
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A hidden spa resort by the beach let us use their pool! |
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The gang |
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The local kids getting some attention...... |
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.....and loving it! |
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The start of a 31km cave network near Dong Hoi |
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Amazing cave interior |
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Some strange face-like formations in the cave |
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Very fresh chicken for dinner |
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Et voila! Dinner is served |
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A dip in the river |
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Floating bridge access only to the War Village - preserved since the war |
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Housing from a 'bombie' left over from the war |
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Living quarters preserved from the wartime |
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A bunker attached to a house for protection from the bombs |
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An underground wartime maternity ward |
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The sweet man that showed us round the war village |
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Tessy getting acquainted with another local resident! |
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Left over bombs |
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Bunker exit from a preserved building |
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Our transport around Dong hoi |
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Leaving the farm next to the War Village |
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Some volleyball with the locals on a beach near Dong Hoi |
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Another posey bike picture! |
Our next
stop down the east coast of Vietnam was a small town called Hoi An famous for
its silk trade and tailors. It also had a couple of nice beaches.
We went for
a few drinks on the first night ending up in a club nearby to our guest house.
The next day Andy and Trisha left and the three of us (with Tessy still) explored
the town and surrounding areas by bike which you could hire for a dollar per
day. We also browsed some of the clothes making shops and each got some clothes
made to measure. The results were excellent and we picked up our purchases the
morning before we left for Muine further down the Vietnam coastline.
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Buckets of drink - a common alternative to a glass! |
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Looking like a local! |
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Market street in Hoi An |
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Exploring Hoi An by bike |
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Across the river from Hoi An |
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Leaving presents from Trisha |
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A goodbye present from the guys |
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Cheesy ...but true! |
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Getting measured up |
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I wasn't sure her tape measure would be long enough! |
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Pleased with the results! |
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Smiles all round! |
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Business on the beach |
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Hoi An beach |
Best known for
its water sport scene, our next destination Muine was a very small coastal town
consisting of only one road parallel to its long beach. We tried some surfing
here but the waves were too small so we spent more time lying around on our
boards waiting for waves and getting too much sun! Caroline spent the next few
days peeling her legs after getting a little bit sunburnt!
We took a
jeep tour to the nearby sand dunes, ‘fairy stream’ and fishing village. The two
sets of sand dunes – the white dunes and red dunes were stunning.
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Kite surfing central in Muine |
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Long sandy beach at Muine |
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Waffle and ice cream |
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That surf board makes me look like a borrower! |
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A long wait for some waves! |
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After a long afternoon of floating on the flat water! |
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Fairy stream in Muine |
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Feeling the warm silky bottom....of the stream on our feet |
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A fishing village near Muine |
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Quad bike on the sand dunes! |
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And now to take it for a spin! |
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Wooohooo! |
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The three of us |
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Caroline taking the jeep for a .... stationary posey photo! |
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Got the snap... first time! |
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Tessy couldn't resist a photo with the coolest restaurant singer of all time! |
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Sunrise at Muine |
Our last
stop in Vietnam was the capital, Ho Chi Minh City (formally Saigon). Here we
parted company with Tessy when she flew home to the Netherlands and we spent a
couple of days visiting some of the touristy sites. The war remnants
were of most interest and we visited an old tunnel system located outside HCMC
used to hide and defend the Vietnamese politicians and leaders during the
Vietnam War and then a war museum in the city. There was also a good night
market selling the usual touristy tat!
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Squeezing down a hole used by the Vietnamese to hide from US enemies during the Vietnam War |
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First time for everything - firing an AK47! |
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Bang bang! |
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Tunnel network at Cu Chi near Ho Chi Minh City |
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A building connected by the tunnels |
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Fruit cocktail.... served in half a pineapple in a street restaurant in Saigon |
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War Museum |
From HCMC
we arranged our journey to Phnom Penh on a two-day trip via the Mekong River
Delta. We were able to visit some of the local fishing farms and diverse rural
villages of southernmost Vietnam before we crossed the border and took a slow
(meant to be fast!) boat to Phnom Penh.
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Along the Mekong Delta |
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Mekong Delta fishermen |
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Trade on the Mekong |
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One of the many supply boats with Buddha eyes painted on the front running up and down the river |
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Mekong view |
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A pile of crocs at a crocodile farm on the way to Cambodia |
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A typical view along the Mekong |
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The border crossing point into Cambodia, although you wouldn't have guessed it! |
Cambodia
Phnom Penh
was quite a small and friendly capital city and the main sites of tourist interest
were to do with the Khmer Rouge regime under Pol Pot in the 70s. One of many ‘Killing
Fields’ in Cambodia is located near the city where many hundreds of Cambodians were slaughtered during the
Khmer Rouge rule. This brought home the reality of the horror the Cambodian people
suffered surprisingly recently.
A prison
called the Tuol Slenger in the centre of Phnom Penh was a former school where
many persecuted Cambodians were imprisoned and tortured during the regime. Most
Cambodians hold this period in the living memory and have all been personally
affected by the genocide.
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A cabinet of skulls on display in a monument to the memory of the many Cambodians who died at the Killing Field |
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The monument from a distance |
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Taking the tour of the Killing Fields with an audio guide |
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With a survivor of the Tuol Slenger Prison in Phnom Penh |
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Inside the Tuol Slenger |
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A hot day in the centre of Phnom Penh |
After Phnom
Penh, we passed through the flat lush green countryside by mini bus on to Siam
Reap, a small town near to the temples of Angkor.
On Steve’s
birthday we got up to see the Angkor Wat temple as the sun came up and then
spent the rest of the morning exploring many of the other ancient Angkor
temples in the area including the one where Tomb Raider was filmed! After a mid
afternoon nap and some birthday cake that Caroline sneaked out and bought, we
hit ‘Pub Street’ and hooked up with a couple of Austrian friends we met a few
weeks before back in Hanoi.
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On the road again towards Siam Reap |
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Angkor Wat at sunrise |
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Inside the Angkor Wat |
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Angkor Wat from the back |
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Some monks collected alms in exchange for chanted prayers |
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Another temple at Angkor |
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Hiding from the rain in style |
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Cheesy birthday photo! |
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Stairway to Heaven? |
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One of the amazing trees growing around the temples |
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Another photos of the two of us having a good old time! |
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The ancient trees were as impressive as the ancient temples! |
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Tasty birthday cake courtesy of Caroline! |
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Birthday buckets down Pub Street with some Austrian friends, Phillip and Anita! |
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Party on down Pub Street! |
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A downpour in Siam Reap |
From Siam
Reap we crossed the border back into Thailand during an 8 hour bus journey to Bangkok to plan the
next stage of our trip heading south towards Australia.